Saturday, December 25, 2010

latest sms


Everyone wants to go to HEAVEN
But no one wants to DIE
In 'OUR' language it means
Everyone wants to PASS
But Nobody wants to STUDY
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Bad News for Students in 2011
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26Jan-sunday

16Mar-Sun/Holi

1May-Sun

15Aug-Sun

2 Oct-Sun

17Oct-Sun/Dasara

5Nov-Sun/Diwali

25Dec-Sun.
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An Engineering Student to his Sweeper:
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Brother: Mere Paas Degree hai,
Knowledge hai,
4 Logon Main Baithne ki izzat hai.
Tere Paas Kya Hai?
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Sweeper: Mere Paas Naukri Hai.
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Plumber- Pipe naya laga diya
aur 1000rs bill ho gaya

GOLU- Itna to mai Engineer ho k bhi nai Kamata

...Plumber- Mai bhi Nahi Kamata tha
Jab ENGINEER tha...>>>...
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4 SAAL
8 LADAAI (SEM)..
46 DUSHMAN (PAPERS).....
25 TANKS (LAB)......
138 GOLI (FACULTY)

AUR EK AKELA
JAABAZ........

YES THAT'S
ENGINEER....
PROUD OF THAT.
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ENGINEERING STUDENT KE DIL KI AWAZ ::::
ZINDAGI ka rukh mod denge ,
sari BANDISH tod denge ,
ye semester me jese tese PASS ho jaye yarr ,
...next semester me pkka RECORD tod denge ..;_)
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law of consrvation of knowledge:

howevr long dlectur may be,

knowledge b4 d lectr n aftr d lectr remains constant..........
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Muskurana to har
ladki ki adaa he.

Muskurana to har
ladki ki adaa he

usse
jo mohobat samjhe vo saala GADHA he.
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"Shareef Ladki"
aur
"DIANASOUR"
me kya similarity hai..?

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simple..

Dono ab is duniya me nahi rahe..
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Ladkiya Ek Dusre Ko Gift Deti H
Flower
Perfume
Necklace
Earrings
Suit
Ladke Kya Dete He

ANS
Ye Le Ladki Ka Number,Bas Mera Naam Mat Batana.
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IN 2020 Bikhari: Bhagwan K naam pe kuch de de.
Engnr: Ye le meri B.E. ki degree.
Bikhari: Nahi chaiye, Tujhe chaiye to meri M.B.A ki rkh le.
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%The most famous quote 4 all d students:%
"
℅I luv facebook..℅
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‰but
i hate to‰
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‱face d book!!..‱
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Bhai behen bichadne ka kya hua anjaam?

Don't say wah wah. Plz feel d pain

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MUNNA bana MBBS aur MUNNI hui badnaam. :-P :-D 

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