Monday, December 27, 2010

Ultimate SMS-7

Mathematical PJ:-
(13x13x13) = ?



Think


Think deeply



Not getting ! !


Ans:" SUROOR !"
Tera(13) tera(13) tera(13) = SUROOR....

Ek ladke ne ek ladki se kaha kya tum muje apna dil dogi
Ladki shrmai or usne kaha kal dungi
Ladka bhut khush ho gya nxt dy jb wo mile to ladki ne ladke k hath me 1 chota bacha de diya.
Ladke ne kha maine to dil manga tha,tb pta h ladki ne kya kha-











DIL TO BACCHA HAI JI !!!:-D:-

EK BAT BOLU
NaraaZ mat hona
Bol du
Soch lo
Main
TumsE
PyaR
se keh raha hu sMs kar do nahi to mobile chori karwa denge.

Ek Electric Tar ko dusre Electric Tar se pyar ho jaye,to aap is pyar ko kya naam doge?


Socho?


Socho.?


Pata nahi?


Arey...


"CURRENT AFFAIR"

Dil K Mehmaan Ban Jao

Aankho Ka Armaan Ban Jao

Honto Ki Muskaan Ban Jao

Yeh Sab Bhi Ban Jana Lekin..



Pehle Zara Insaan To Ban Jao..just joking..

Do U knw d meaning of THANKS?
T-TEN
H-HUGS
A-AND
N-NINE
KS-KISSES
Thats Why Boys Alwaz say"THANKS"to Girls, N Girls say its My Pleasure....

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ... isme 1 mising h?

Dubara padh rhe ho? sharam nhi ati? ABCD me "1"kaha hota h?kitni ummid se padhaya tha mummy-papa ne.

AEROPLANE ka aviskar
Wright brothrs

CYCLE ka
Macmillan

TELEPHONE:
Graham Bell

TELESCOPE:
Galileo

EXAMS:




Dhundo saale ko,
Patak patak ke Marenge.

Aladin ke pass tha ek jaadui jin,humara dil na lagta aapke bin,stainless steel mein hota hai 2% tin,
khuda kare mast jaye apka din! Ting ting tiding....

Arz kiya h..
Kya hua tha raat mein kaise mar gya Tony..


Kya hua tha raat me, kaise mar gya Tony..
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Janane k liye dekhiye CID, only oN SONY..;-)

Agar aap kahi jaa rhe hain Aur"Kaali Billi"Ap K Aage Se Guzar jay To iska kya Matlb Hua??
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Iska matlb hua k
Kaali Billi bhi Kahi Ja Rahi hai..

Identification of student

1.books in bag-CHANDIGARH
2.Book in hands-DELHI
3.Rolled book in jeans-MAHARASTRA
4.Without book but mobile in hands-
rajasthan

i am


fool


i am


fool


i am


fool


i am


fool


i am


fool






OK OK COOL.
I agree u r fool

Importance of percentage

BOY-tumhare 12th me kitney percentage the?

GIRL-99%

BOY-Baap re! Itney mein toh teen ladke pass ho jaate..

It is magic.If you press down 10 times,U will become Sweet!
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Buddhu!U don't need any magic,U are already so Sweet.......

They my They my They my They my They my They my They my They my They my They my They my They my They my They my
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Arey bola na chilar nhi h aage jao.

LADKA EK LADKI SE.I LOVE YOU! LADKI: TAMEEZ SE BAAT KARO... LADKA :BISMILLAH HIR REHMAN NIR REHEM , WITH DUE RESPECT I BEG TO SAY THAT I LOVE YOU.

Last night MY Books were dancing in MY dream...
Do U know on which Song?.
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Guess?
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''Zara Zara touch me touch me touch me*''

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