Thursday, February 17, 2011

Engineering College Jokes

4 sal lagte hain Insan ko Engineer ban'ne main

.

.
...
Phir chahe sari zindagi laga raha,

Wo dubara Insan nahi ban sakta. :-)

Dedicate to all Engineers.
:------------------------------------------
Highly Disappointing Situations For Students.
1.Ur Bestfrnd Weds Ur Lover.
2.10 Mark Question Asked For 2 Mark.
3.Principal Sitting Near U On Tour.
4.Xtremly Gud Lukin Guy/Gal
Crosing U When U Are With Ur Mom.
5.Teachers Distributing Ur Test Papers
In Front Of Ur Juniors
:------------------------------------------
 Ek 6okro Engineer thai gayo
Kitli ni cha pito pito have kofi pito thae gayo
jeans t-shirt ma farto
aje formal paherto thae gayo
kale chokrini pa6al bhagto hto
aje company pa6al bhagto thae gayo
roj kolej ni canteen ma jalsa thi nasto karto
aje thandu tiffin khato thae gayo
"pulsar" n "karizma" fervato chokro
bicharo s.t. bus ma up-down karto thay gyo...
To pan loko garv thi khe 6...
Wah tamaro chokro "Engineer" thay gyo!
:------------------------------------------
 Woh College ke din.... Kuch baate bhuli hui, kuch pal beete hue, Har galti ka ek naya bahana, aur fir sabki nazar me aana, Exam ki puri raat jagna, fir bhi sawal dekhke sar khujana, Mauka mile to class bunk marna, fir doston k sath canteen jana USKI ek jhalak dekhane roj college jana, usko dekhte dekhte attendance bhul jana, Har pal hai naya sapna, aaj jo tute fir bhi hai apna, Ye college ke din, In lamho me jindagi jee bhar ke jeena, Yaad karke in palon ko, Fir jindagi bhar muskurana
:------------------------------------------
 Top two Engineering Rumors:
a) ‘Did you hear the results are being put up today at 5:30pm’
b) ‘Did you hear the exams are postponed by two weeks, it’s been put up at Main Notice Board’
:------------------------------------------
 Before COMPUTERS entered our lives!
MEMORY was something u lost wit age,
APPLICATION was for employment,
PROGRAM was a tv show,
KEYBOARD was a piano,
WEB was a spiders home,
VIRUS was the flu,
MOUSE was an animal
HARD DRIVE was a long trip on d road.

Unbelievable change!! :)
:------------------------------------------

Engineering N Medical College Principals
Argued That Their Students Are Fearless…
Medical Colg’s Principal
Called His 2 Studnts N Told Them
To Jump In The SEA Full Of Sharks..
They Jumped…
The Principal Said:
See Da Guts

Engineering Colg’s Principal
Called 2 Students And Told Them To Jump…
They Said “Pagal Hai Kya Budhay….?? ”
The Principal Said:
See Da Guts =P ;->

:------------------------------------------

Parents To A College Watchman:
Is This College Good..?
Watchman:
Probably The Best
I Did My Engineering Here
&
Got Immediate Placement

:------------------------------------------

A Father Asks Peon:
How Are The Studies In This College?
Where Do I See My Son In Future?
Peon:
The Future Is Bright
I Had Also Completed My Engineering
From The Same College!

:------------------------------------------
Old Man School K Principal Se:
Zara Papu Ko Bula Dein
Principal:
Aap Kon?
Old Man:
Mai Uska Dada
Principal:
Wo Chutti Leker Ap K Janazay Mai Gaya Hai.
:------------------------------------------
Famous Pakistani Actress Meera Is Opening A College..
The Name
Of The College Is..
Women College For Boys
:------------------------------------------

1 Hand On Pen The Other On Phone,
1 Ear On Lecture The Other On The Classmates,
1 Eye On Board The Other On Next Seated Friend’s Notebook,
1 Foot On Ground & 1 On Friend’s New Shoes,
Face Full With Respect 4 Teacher & Heart Full With Abuses,
Eyes Lowered On Punishment But Morale HIGH At Heart,
Attention To Lecture But Concentration On Songs Being Played Through Ear-Plugs…!
WHO SAID STUDENTS’ LIFE IS EASY
:------------------------------------------

Height Of Confidence
Once Many Profesors
Were Called N Asked
To Sit In An Aeroplane…
After They Sat,
They Were Informed That
The Plane Is Made By
Their Students,
All Of Them Ran N Got
Out Of The Plane Except
One …
People Asked Him The
Reason …
He Said:
“If It Is Made By My Students,
It Won’t Even Start ..” =P ;->
:------------------------------------------

Sardar:
College Ki Ladki Se Bola
I Love U!
Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo
Girl:
Mai Abhi Ja K Sir Ko Bolti Hun
Sardar :
Pagal Ki Buchi Sir Ko Mat Bol
Unki Shadi Ho Gai Hai
:------------------------------------------
 
Aik Pagal Dosray Pagal Say:
Tum Kis Din Paida Howay?
Dosra Pagal:
Itwar Ko.
Pehla Pagal:
Tum Mujay Pagal Bana Rahay Ho
Itwar Ko To Choti Hoti Hay
Ha Ha
:------------------------------------------
 
Ek Pagal Doosry Pagal Se
(Mayoosi K Sath)

Sab Log Hamen Pagal Kyon Kehty Hain?
Doosra Pagal:
Too Dafa Kr Yaar. . .
Ye Ley Leemo Ki Lasi Pi.
:------------------------------------------
The Years of Engineering
F.E. Fond of Engineering
S.E. Sick Of Engineering
T.E. Tired of Engineering
Is it worth it???
:------------------------------------------

Engineers Anthem:
Hum Honge All Clear,
Honge All Clear,
Honge All Clear Ek Din,
OH-HO, Mann me hai vishwas,
Pura hai vishwas,
Hum hoge all clear ek din.
:------------------------------------------

Top two Engineering Rumours:
a) ‘Did you hear the results are being put up today at 5:30pm’
b) ‘Did you hear the exams are postponed by two weeks, it’s been put up at Main Notice Board’ 
:------------------------------------------
Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body. One said, "It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints."
Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections."
The last said, "Actually it was a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?"
:------------------------------------------
 Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?
The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."
The second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

0 comments: