Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Google Maps - Funny Trick

1: Open Google Maps ( get directions )
2: Type China as your starting point
3: Type Taiwan as your destination.
4: Read step NUMBER 48
5: When you stop laughing :D, put this as your status so others can laugh too!
China

1. Head north towards 312国道

4.0 km
2. Turn right onto 312国道

16.1 km
3. Turn left onto the slip road to G22青兰高速
Partial toll road

600 m
4. Keep right at the fork and merge onto G22青兰高速
Toll road

167 km
5. Exit onto 312国道
Partial toll road

91.9 km
6. 312国道 turns slightly left and becomes 崆峒大道(中段)

2.9 km
7. Continue onto 崆峒大道(东段)
Go through 1 roundabout

2.7 km
8. Continue onto 东湖路

2.5 km
9. Turn right onto 312国道

2.8 km
10. Turn left onto the slip road to G22青兰高速
Partial toll road

400 m
11. Keep right at the fork and merge onto G22青兰高速
Toll road

69.9 km
12. Take exit 罗汉洞/凤口/西安 towards 312国道

500 m
13. Slight right onto 312国道

77 m
14. Keep left at the fork

26.9 km
15. Take the slip road on the left to G70福银高速

220 m
16. Slight left onto G70福银高速
Partial toll road

293 km
17. Continue onto G40沪陕高速
Toll road

574 km
18. Take the exit onto G45大广高速
Partial toll road

214 km
19. Exit on the left onto 201省道

4.4 km
20. Slight right onto the slip road to G70福银高速

92 m
21. Keep left at the fork to continue towards G70福银高速

150 m
22. Keep right at the fork to continue towards G70福银高速

500 m
23. Keep right at the fork and merge onto G70福银高速
Partial toll road

115 km
24. Take the exit

500 m
25. Continue straight

1.5 km
26. Continue straight onto 047乡道

3.2 km
27. 047乡道 turns left and becomes 湖北大道

1.3 km
28. Slight right onto 湖北大道/105国道
Continue to follow 105国道
Toll road

4.9 km
29. Merge onto G70福银高速
Partial toll road

710 km
30. Take exit 福州/宁德/G15沈海高速/厦门 to merge onto G15沈海高速
Toll road

23.3 km
31. Take exit 宏路/福清 to merge onto 福政路
Partial toll road

2.4 km
32. Turn left towards 福玉路

400 m
33. Turn right towards 福玉路

400 m
34. Continue straight onto 福玉路

400 m
35. Turn left onto 清荣大道

350 m
36. Exit onto 福融路

1.3 km
37. Turn left onto 清昌大道

900 m
38. Continue straight to stay on 清昌大道

2.7 km
39. At the roundabout, take the 1st exit onto 龙江路

1.8 km
40. Slight left onto 龙江路/305省道
Continue to follow 305省道

47.3 km
41. Take the ferry

3.2 km
42. Continue straight onto 305省道

10.3 km
43. Continue onto 万宝西路

1.1 km
44. Continue onto 万宝中路

1.4 km
45. Turn left onto 西航路

2.0 km
46. Turn right onto 龙凤路

650 m
47. Turn left

86 m
48. Swim across the Pacific Ocean


165 km
49. Continue straight

1.1 km
50. Turn right onto 領港大道

900 m
51. Slight right to stay on 領港大道

450 m
52. Turn left onto 台64線

11.2 km
53. Take exit 五股二交流道 towards 國道1號

210 m
54. Take exit 五股二交流道(五股交流道/五股) towards 國道1號

450 m
55. Take exit 五股二交流道(國1五股交流道) on the left towards 國道1號

1.9 km
56. Take exit 五股交流道 to merge onto 國道1號

66.1 km
57. Take exit 新竹系統交流道 to merge onto 國道3號

137 km
58. Take exit 名間交流道 towards 名間/集集

1.0 km
59. Turn left onto 彰南路/台3線
Continue to follow 台3線

2.5 km
60. Continue onto 員集路/台16線
Continue to follow 台16線

15.3 km
61. Turn right onto 中山路一段/台16線
Continue to follow 台16線

4.3 km
62. Slight right onto 新中橫公路水里玉山線/台21線
Continue to follow 台21線

3.6 km
63. Turn left onto 人倫林道

450 m
64. Turn right to stay on 人倫林道

1.6 km
65. Turn left to stay on 人倫林道

1.6 km
66. Take the 1st left to stay on 人倫林道

1.3 km
67. Turn left to stay on 人倫林道

950 m
68. Turn right to stay on 人倫林道

26.6 km
69. Turn right onto 人倫林道支線

200 m

Taiwan
 
 

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