Saturday, November 5, 2011

Technical Super Poem






Jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey Ctrl+Alt+delete kar doonga...

Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain aur lonely hain...
Problem ye hai ki bus voh READ-ONLY hain... 


Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa CUT kiya ke PASTE karna bhool gaye... 


Tumhare samne hain itney items kabhi hame bhi pick karo...
Hamare pyar ke ICON pe kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK karo...

Roz subha hum karte hai itne pyar se unhe good morning...
Woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain jaise 0 ERRORS but 5 WARNINGS...

Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse
Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!

Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!

Ab aur kaho na tum, "but" ya "if"
Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif 


Aesa bhi nahin hai ke, I don't like your face
Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space.



Abhi Abhi to pyaar ka PC kiya hai chalu
Apne  dil ki HARD DISK me aur kitni file daalun


apne chehre se wo ruswai ki ERROR to hato...
ae jaaneman apne dil ka PASSWORD to batao..

wo to hum hain jo aapki chahat is dil me rahte hain,
warna aap jaise kitne SOFTWARES bazaar me milte hain.. 


roz raat aap mere sapno me aate ho..
mere pyaar ko MOUSE bana ke ungliyo par naachte ho 


tere pyaar ka EMAIL mere dil ko bhata hai..
lekin beech me tere baap ka VIRUS aata hai...

aap k kayi nakhre mere dil par bang ho gaye..
isiliye do PC judte - judte HANG ho gaye...

aap jaiso k liye to apne dil ko CUT kiya karte hain..
wana baaki k liye to COPY PASTE kiya karte hain..

aapka chalna..wo hasne ka style..
aapki adao ki humne SAVE kar li hai FILE...

aur ladkiya sundr hain...lonely hain..
par problem ye hai ki sab READ ONLY hain....




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