Wednesday, May 11, 2011

New Element in the Periodic Table



  • A new element called woman
  • A new element has to be added in the Periodic Table which is recommended by my experienced friend.
  • Element : Woman
  • Symbol : Wo
  • Discoverer : Adam Eden Garden
  • Atomic mass: Accepted as 53.6 kg; isotopes vary from 35 – 200 kg.
  • Occurrence : Copious quantities in all urban areas.
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
  1. Surface usually covered with thin painted film
  2. Boils at room Temperature
  3. Freezes without any known reason
  4. Melts if given special treatment
  5. Bitter if incorrectly used
  6. Sweeter under certain conditions
  7. Found in various states, ranging from metals to common ore
  8. Ductile if molded properly
  9. Yields to pressure under tender touches
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
  1. Have great affinity for gold, silver and a range of precious stones and absorbs great quantities of expensive substances
  2. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason
  3. Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increases by saturation in alcohol
  4. Most powerful money non-reducing agent known to man
COMMON USES:
  1. Highly ornamental, especially in bikes and cars
  2. Can be a great aid to relaxation
  3. Very effective cleaning agent
TESTS:
  1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happy
  2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen
AVAILABILITY:
  1. Available in wide different forms and varieties
  2. Can be easily seen in all busy areas
POTENTIAL HAZARDS:
  1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands
  2. Illegal to posses more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact with each other
  • !!! WARNING !!! PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS ELEMENT CAN CAUSE SEVERE FINANCIAL HEMORRHAGE AND MENTAL DISTRESS

Engineering ROCKS!!.. :D


Sayings...

Medical:
An APPLE a day keeps Doctor away//

Engineering:
An APPLE a day keeps Google away!!


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Meaning of T\C..

Arts: Take Care

Commerce: Terms & Conditions

Science: True Output or Complement

India's 'most wanted fugitives'


India releases list of 49 'most wanted fugitives' in Pakistan

The list is as follows:

  1. Hafiz Mohammed Saeed
  2. Sajjid Majid
  3. Syed Hashim Abdur Rehman Pasha
  4. Major Iqbal
  5. Illyas Kashmiri
  6. Rashid Abdullah
  7. Major Sameer Ali
  8. Dawood Ibrahim
  9. Memon Ibrahim
  10. Chota Shakeel
  11. Memon Abdul Razak
  12. Anis Ibrahim
  13. Anwar Ahmed Haji Jamal
  14. Mohammed Dosa
  15. Javed Chikna
  16. Salim Abdul Ghazi
  17. Riyaz Khatri
  18. Munaf Halari
  19. Mohammed Salim Mujhahid
  20. Khan Bashir Ahmed
  21. Yakub Yeda Khan
  22. Mohammed Memon
  23. Irfan Chaugule
  24. Feroz Rashid Khan
  25. Ali Moosa
  26. Sagir Ali Shaikh
  27. Aftab Batki
  28. Maulana Mohammed Masood Azhar
  29. Salauddin
  30. Azam Cheema
  31. Syed Zabiuddin Jabi
  32. Ibrahim Athar
  33. Azhar Yusuf
  34. Zahur Ibrahim Mistri
  35. Akhtar Sayeed
  36. Mohammed Shakir
  37. Rauf Abdul
  38. Amanullah Khan
  39. Sufiyan Mufti
  40. Nachan Akmal
  41. Pathan Yaqoob Khan
  42. CAM Bashir
  43. Lakhbir Singh Rode
  44. Paramjit Singh Pamma
  45. Ranjit Singh
  46. Wadhawa Singh
  47. Abu Hamza
  48. Zaki ur Rehman Lakhvi
  49. Amir Raza Khan

States of India & their current Chief Minister 2011


No. State Capital Chief Minister
1 Andhra Pradesh Hyderabad Shri K. Rosaiah
2 Arunachal Pradesh Itanagar Shri Dorjee Khandu
3 Assam Dispur Shri Tarun Gogoi
4 Bihar Patna Shri Nitish Kumar
5 Chhattisgarh Raipur Dr. Raman Singh
6 Goa Panaji Shri Digambar Kamat
7 Gujarat Gandhinagar Shri Narendra Modi
8 Haryana Chandigarh Shri Bhupinder Singh Hooda
9 Himachal Pradesh Shimla Prof. Prem Kumar Dhumal
10 Jammu and Kashmir Srinagar Omar Abdullah
11 Jharkhand Ranchi Shri Shibu Soren
12 Karnataka Bengaluru Shri B. S. Yeddyurappa
13 Kerala Thiruvananthapuram Shri V. S. Achuthanandan
14 Madhya Pradesh Bhopal Shri Shivraj Singh Chouhan
15 Maharashtra Mumbai Shri Ashok Chavan
16 Manipur Imphal Shri Okram Ibobi Singh
17 Meghalaya Shillong Dr. Donkupar Roy
18 Mizoram Aizawl Shri Lalthanhawla
19 Nagaland Kohima Shri Neiphiu Rio
20 Orissa Bhubaneswar Shri Naveen Patnaik
21 Punjab Chandigarh Shri Parkash Singh Badal
22 Rajasthan Jaipur Shri Ashok Gehlot
23 Sikkim Gangtok Shri Pawan Chamling
24 Tamil Nadu Chennai Kalaignar M. Karunanidhi
25 Tripura Agartala Shri Manik Sarkar
26 Uttar Pradesh Lucknow Kumari Mayawati
27 Uttarakhand Dehradun Shri B. C. Khanduri
28West BengalKolkataShri Buddhadeb Bhattacharjee
29 Delhi Smt Sheila Dikshit
30 Pondicherry Thiru. V. Vaithilingam