Monday, January 16, 2012

marks ke liye saala kuch bhi karega

Question: Define LOVE and explain in detail?
(10 marks)

Answer:
MBA Student's Ans. Love is life.
(marks 1/2 out of 10)

Medical Student's Ans. Love is pain.
(marks 1/2 out of 10)

Engineering Student's

Ans.
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.
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.
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Definition:
A serious disorder of heart due to relationship between men & women that can cause death of 1 or both depending on the resistance associated

TYPES:
1 sided &
2 sided

AGE:
Usually occurs in teen ages but now-days can be found in any age

SYMPTOMS:
Tension
Daydreaming
Insomnia
Phone Addiction

DIAGNOSIS BY:
Diary
Photos
Mobile

TREATMENT:
Anti-LOVE therapy by Father's Shoe
or
Mother's Sandal......
(marks 10 out of 10)

MORAL: Don't play with engineers, they can do any thing for 10 marks.

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