Wednesday, October 17, 2012

How engineers searches for their brides


This is how we select our wives.. :P

CREATE PROCEDURE MyMarriage
BrideGroom Male (25) ,
Bride Female(20) AS
BEGIN
SELECT Bride FROM india_ Brides WHERE FatherInLaw = 'Millionaire' AND Count(Car) > 20
AND HouseStatus ='ThreeStoreyed'
AND BrideEduStatus IN (B.TECH ,BE ,MCA ,MBA)
AND Having Brothers= Null AND Sisters =Null
SELECT Gold ,Cash,Car,BankBalanceFROM FatherInLaw
UPDATE MyBankAccout SETMyBal = MyBal + FatherInLawBal
UPDATE MyLockerSET MyLockerContents = MyLockerContents + FatherInLawGold
INSERT INTO MyCarShed VALUES('BMW')
END
GO

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