Monday, December 10, 2012

INSECT IN THE BEER

Englishman
Throws his mug and walks out.
 
American
Takes the insect out and drinks the beer.

Chinese
Eats the insect, throws the beer away.

Israeli
Asks for a refund, sells the insect to the China-man and drinks the beer.

Indian
Sells the insect to the China-man and the beer to the American n gets a new mug of beer.

Pakistani
Accuses the Israeli and the Indian of putting the insect into his beer relates the whole incident to Kashmir asks the China-man for military aid and takes a loan from the American to buy one more mug of beer.

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