Friday, July 27, 2012

WHY INDIANS HAVE TO BE RE-BIRTH !

CHITRAGUPT from Yamlok went to the Lord and said: 'I have to talk to you. We have some Indians up here in heaven and they are causing problems.  They're swinging on the pearly gates, my horn is missing, they are wearing sarees and designer dresses instead of their white robes,they are riding Mercedes and BMWs instead of the chariots, and they're selling their halos to people for discounted prices.

They refuse to keep the stairway to Heaven clear or clean, since they keep crouching down midway eating samosas and drinking chai (tea). Some of them are even walking around with just one wing !  They do not believe in discipline and push their way through the line.'

The Lord said, 'Indians are Indians. Heaven is home to all my children. If you want to know about real problems, give  a call to Yamraj in the Hell.' Yamraj answered the phone, 'Hello? Damn, hold on a minute.' then returned to the phone, 'OK I'm back. What can I do for you?'
Chitragupta replied, 'I just wanted to know what kind of problems you're having down there.'
Yamraj again said, 'Hold on again. I need to check on something.'
After about 5 minutes he returns to the phone and said, 'I'm back. Now what was the question?'
Chitragupta said, 'What kind of problems are you having down there?'
Yamraj said, "I'm sorry  I can't talk right now. These Indians are trying to install air conditioning and making hell a comfortable place to live in by putting out the fire, which is there to keep them uncomfortably hot!! Since they are so tech savvy, they were trying to start a telephone and IT connection between heaven and hell between ME and GOD. They have started a socal network service for the troubled and believe in Karma and are good in convincing others.   Some were trying to start a chai - pakora, Chole batura, channa, Dosa and samosa, barfi, Chakli and Dokla shop, which I had to stop.
 
Many have no trouble living in dirt as they are so used to it down on earth. We have shortage of toilets to make them uncomfortable as this is Hell, but they have no problems in doing everything outside in open. They are excellent in corrupting everyone and my staff are being bribed by them and I have difficulty in controlling the graft and corruption in Hell.   They never complain as this place seems to be better from where they came. I am having such a hard time controlling and dealing with them!! I am therefore requesting you   OH LORD, PLEASE send them back to earth as soon as they arrive for re-birth".
So this is why Indians are the only ones that are re-born !

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