If you love somebody...
THE ORIGINAL VERSION: If you love somebody, Set it free... If it comes back, it's yours, If it doesn't, it never was yours....
THE PESSIMIST VERSION: If you love somebody, Set her free ... If she
ever comes back, she's yours, If she doesn't, well, as expected, she
never was.
THE OPTIMIST VERSION: If you love somebody, Set her free ... Don't worry, she will come back.
THE SUSPICIOUS VERSION: If you love somebody, Set her free ... If she ever comes back, ask her why.
THE IMPATIENT VERSION: If you love somebody, Set her free ... If she doesn't comes back within some time limit, forget her.
THE PATIENT VERSION: If you love somebody, Set her free ... If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until she comes back ...
THE PLAYFUL VERSION: If you love somebody, Set her free ... If she
comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again, repeat
THE LAWYER'S VERSION: If you love somebody, Set her free... Clause 1a
of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom
Act clearly states that...
THE BILL GATES VERSION: If you love
somebody, Set her free... If she comes back, I think we can charge her
for re-installation fees and tell her that she's also going to get an
upgrade.
THE STATISTICIAN'S VERSION:: If you love somebody, Set
her free... If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is
high If she doesn't, your relationship was improbable anyway.
THE POSSESSIVE VERSION: If you love somebody don't ever set her free.
THE MBA VERSION: If you love somebody set her free... instantaneously... and look for others simultaneously.
THE PSYCHOLOGIST'S VERSION: If you love somebody set her free... If she
comes back, her super ego is dominant If she doesn't come, back her id
is supreme If she doesn't go, she must be crazy.
THE FINANCE
EXPERT VERSION: If you love somebody set her free... If she comes back,
its time to look for fresh loans. If she doesn't, write her off as an
asset gone bad.
THE MARKETING VERSION: If you love somebody set
her free... If she comes back, she has brand loyalty If she doesn't,
reposition the brand in new markets.
