Everyone wants to go to HEAVEN
But no one wants to DIE
In 'OUR' language it means
Everyone wants to PASS
But Nobody wants to STUDY
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Bad News for Students in 2011
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26Jan-sunday
16Mar-Sun/Holi
1May-Sun
15Aug-Sun
2 Oct-Sun
17Oct-Sun/Dasara
5Nov-Sun/Diwali
25Dec-Sun.
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An Engineering Student to his Sweeper:
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Brother: Mere Paas Degree hai,
Knowledge hai,
4 Logon Main Baithne ki izzat hai.
Tere Paas Kya Hai?
.
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Sweeper: Mere Paas Naukri Hai.
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Plumber- Pipe naya laga diya
aur 1000rs bill ho gaya
GOLU- Itna to mai Engineer ho k bhi nai Kamata
...Plumber- Mai bhi Nahi Kamata tha
Jab ENGINEER tha...>>>...
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4 SAAL
8 LADAAI (SEM)..
46 DUSHMAN (PAPERS).....
25 TANKS (LAB)......
138 GOLI (FACULTY)
AUR EK AKELA
JAABAZ........
YES THAT'S
ENGINEER....
PROUD OF THAT.
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ENGINEERING STUDENT KE DIL KI AWAZ ::::
ZINDAGI ka rukh mod denge ,
sari BANDISH tod denge ,
ye semester me jese tese PASS ho jaye yarr ,
...next semester me pkka RECORD tod denge ..;_)
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law of consrvation of knowledge:
howevr long dlectur may be,
knowledge b4 d lectr n aftr d lectr remains constant..........
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Muskurana to har
ladki ki adaa he.
Muskurana to har
ladki ki adaa he
usse
jo mohobat samjhe vo saala GADHA he.
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"Shareef Ladki"
aur
"DIANASOUR"
me kya similarity hai..?
?
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?
?
?
?
?
?
simple..
Dono ab is duniya me nahi rahe..
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Ladkiya Ek Dusre Ko Gift Deti H
Flower
Perfume
Necklace
Earrings
Suit
Ladke Kya Dete He
ANS
Ye Le Ladki Ka Number,Bas Mera Naam Mat Batana.
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IN 2020 Bikhari: Bhagwan K naam pe kuch de de.
Engnr: Ye le meri B.E. ki degree.
Bikhari: Nahi chaiye, Tujhe chaiye to meri M.B.A ki rkh le.
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%The most famous quote 4 all d students:%
"
℅I luv facebook..℅
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‰but
i hate to‰
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‱face d book!!..‱
"
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Bhai behen bichadne ka kya hua anjaam?
Don't say wah wah. Plz feel d pain
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MUNNA bana MBBS aur MUNNI hui badnaam. :-P :-D
