Friday, February 10, 2012

Happy Teddy Bear Day 2012

If u r a chocolate u r the sweetest,
if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable,
and since u r my FRIEND, u r the BEST
( . o . )
Happy Teddy Bear Day 2012
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Happy Teddy Day....!! !!

Citizen 4 Forces (C4F)

मेरी तरह देश से कभी इश्क करके
देख लेना

कभी ठंड में ठिठुर के देख लेना,

कभी तपती धूप में जल के देख

कैसे होती है हिफाज़त मुल्क की,

कभी सरहद पर चल के देख लेना,

कभी दिल को पत्थर करके देख

कभी अपने जज्बातों को मार के
देख लेना,

कैसे याद करते है मुझे मेरे अपने,

कभी अपनों से दूर रहकर देख लेना,

कभी वतन के लिए सोच के देख

कभी माँ के चरण चूम के देख लेना,

कितना मज़ा आता है मरने में

कभी मुल्क के लिए मरके देख लेना,

कभी सनम को छोड़ के देख लेना,

कभी शहीदों को याद करके देख

कोई महबूब नहीं है वतन
जैसा यारो,

मेरी तरह देश से कभी इश्क करके
देख लेना...!!

..just for engineers..

Calling friends 1 day before xam:-

u-"kitna kar liya oye?"

frnd1-"yaar meri toh 4 unit ho gayibas 1 bachi h !"..

u-"dissapointed worried..."

u(calling 2nd frnd) -"kitna kar liya oye"

frnd2-"5 unit..poora syaalbus finish...revisi on bachi h bas..!"

u-"F**K..dissapointed..more worried..!"

u(to ur best friend)-"kitna kar liya oyeee"

best frnd-"bhai abhi toh shuru bhi ni kiya kuch...kar lenge yaar poori raat apni hai.. :)"

u-"oyeeeeeee tu bhai h apnaaaa...aweso me feeling comesinstantly... no dissapointment. .no worries...ab toh raat me hi padhunga books band:D

Like if u do dis :P
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____ ____ _/ .- ,’__ ____ _`-. \
____ ____ _\ /`___ ____ ___\’ /
____ ____ _ /___ ’a__ _a`___ \
____ ____ _|__ __,’(_ )`. ____ |
____ ____ _\__ _( ._|_ . )__ _ /
____ ____ __\_ __ .__, ’___ /
____ ____ __.- `.__ ____ _,’-._ _
____ ____ ,’__, ’___` -’__ _`._ _`.
____ ___/ ___/ ____ V__ ___\_ __\_
____ _,’__ __/_ ____ o__ ____ \___ `.__
___, ’____ _|__ ____ o___ ____ |___ __` .
__|_ ____ ,’|___ ___o ___ ____ |`._ ____ |
___` .__, ’_.-\_ ___ _o__ ____ /-._ `.__ ,’
____ ____ _/_` .___ o__ __,’_ _\_
__.”" -._, ’____ __` ._:_, ’____ ___` .,-”" ._
_/_, -._`__ ____ _)___ (___ ____ _’_,- .__\
(_(_ __`. ____ _,’__ ___` .___ ___, ’___) _)
_\_\_ ___ \__, ’____ ____ `.__ __/. ___/

Its Awkward RIGHT ??

Its Awkward RIGHT ??
Rs 20 seems a lot while giving a beggar but seems less while giving tips......?

Its hard to takeout 3 mins of time to remember Almighty God while its easy 4 3hr muvie.....?

can handle to do workout in GYM after a hard & hectic day,bt get tired while doing a little help f parents...........?

even unwillingly we remember Valentine Day, bt didnt think of Mother's Day.......?

Might be it wud feel tougher to pass this MSG bt it wud give you happiness to pass a crap joke/msg.....
isn't it AWKWARD ??

Good news coming In

Good news coming In .... share it with all

2003 Mumbai blasts: HC upholds death sentence of 3 Lashkar militants..

The Bombay high court on Friday upheld the death sentence of three LeT members, including a couple, in the 2003 twin Mumbai blasts that claimed 52 lives.

A division bench of Justice A M Khanvilkar and P D Kode confirmed the death penalty awarded to Ashrat Ansari (32), Hanif Sayed Anees (46) and his wife Fehmida Sayed (43) but partially quashed the order of the trial court discharging two other accused on the basis of a report of the POTA review committee.

The high court upheld death sentence awarded to them on all three counts of perpetrating terror, criminal conspiracy and murder.

Mohammed Ansari Ladoowala and Mohammed Hasan Batterywala will now have to face trial, but only under IPC charges that had been levelled against them and not under POTA. The court directed them to appear before the trial court in four weeks for proceedings to be initiated.

The bench, however, stayed the sentence for eight weeks to allow the convicts to file an appeal in the Supreme Court, in response to the request of their counsel, Sudeep Pasbola.

The court had on November 12, 2011 reserved its judgement on confirmation of death sentence to the three after agruments concluded at a special hearing.

The three had been found guilty by a POTA court of planting powerful bombs in two taxis which exploded at the iconic Gateway of India and Zaveri Bazaar on August 25, 2003. They were awarded death sentence on August 6.

The conspiracy for the blasts had been hatched by Hanif, Ashrat, Nasir, a Hyderabad resident, who was later killed in a police encounter, and some Pakistani nationals owing allegiance to LeT in Dubai.

The LeT's role in the twin blasts was revealed by an accused-turned-approver. The approver was given a pardon by the court after public prosecutor Ujjwal Nikam submitted a certificate saying he may be discharged.

It was for the first time that LeT had used a family to carry out bomb blasts in the country.



Do read and SHARE..

"Harbhajan's unstinting support can in some way be understood in light of the fact that, feeling defeated by disciplinary issues, the chucking saga, an ordinary international track record, and economic pressure at home, he was contemplating moving to the US to drive trucks for a living at the time Ganguly fought for his selection."
This is the extent to which Dada fought for his boys which later back-fired against him as he had made all enemies in the BCCI while fighting for his boys selection.

7 Dangerous acts after a meal

1. Don’t smoke ---- Experiments from experts proves that smoking a cigarette after meal is comparable to smoking 10 cigarettes (chances of cancer is higher)
2. Don’t eat fruits immediately --- Immediately eating fruits after meals will cause stomach to be bloated with air. Thre fore take fruits 1 -2 hours after meal or 1 hour before meal.
3. Don’t drink tea------ Because tea leaves contain a high content of acid. This substance will cause the protein content in the food we consume to be hundred thus difficult to digest.
4. Don’t loosen your belt---------- Loosening the belt after meal will easily cause the intestine to be twisted and blocked.
5. Don’t bathe----------------- Bathing after meal will cause the increase of blood flow to the hands, legs and body thus the amount of blood around the stomach will therefore decrease, this will weaken the digestive system in our stomach.
6. Don’t walk about------------- People always say that after a meal walk a hundred steps and you will live till 99. In actual fact this is not true. Walking will cause the digestive system to be unable to absorb the nutrition from the food we intake.
7. Don’t sleep immediately------------ The food we intake will not be to digest properly. Thus will lead to gastric and infection in our intestine.
Please forward it to your friends let them be aware….
Be Healthy....

Short Stupid Shayri

Mountain dew peene se ud jata hai fear.
Basically ur concepts r not clear.

Dost ne pucha exam me "5th question ka ans batao"
Maine kaha "melody khao khud jaan jao"

Ek or Arz kia hai.

Maine ki aapse fight
Gd ngt
Gd ngt. ,

1 aur bas.
Apke pyar me pagal ho gaye peter.
Ab Hero Honda Splendor 80km per litre.

Basss.. 1 aur.

Atma chod gayi Jism purana.
Didi tera devar deewana.

1 last bas 1.

Blood donate karne k pehle hamesa group janchna.
Basanti in kutto k samne mat nachna.

Pakka yeh wala last pakka.

Yashomati maiya se bole nandlala,
Tata sky lagadala toh life jingalala.:P


Story Time........................


A doctor entered the hospital in hurry after being called in for an urgent surgery. He answered the call ASAP, changed his clothes & went directly to the surgery block. He found the boy's father pacing in the hall waiting for the doctor. On seeing him, the dad yelled:
 "Why did U take all this time to come? Don't U know that my son's life is in danger? Don't U have any sense of responsibility?"

The doctor smiled & said:

"I am sorry, I wasn't in the hospital & I came as fast as I could after receiving the call...... And now, I wish you'd calm down so that I can do my work"

"Calm down?! What if your son was in this room right now, would U calm down? If your own son dies now what will U do??" said the father angrily

The doctor smiled again & replied: "I will say what Job said in the Holy Book "From dust we came & to dust we return, blessed be the name of God". Doctors cannot prolong lives. Go & intercede for your son, we will do our best by God's grace"

"Giving advises when we're not concerned is so easy" Murmured the father.

The surgery took some hours after which the doctor went out happy,

"Thank goodness!, your son is saved!" And without waiting for the father's reply he carried on his way running. "If U have any question, ask the nurse!!"

"Why is he so arrogant? He couldn't wait some minutes so that I ask about my son's state" Commented the father when seeing the nurse minutes after the doctor left.

The nurse answered, tears coming down her face: "His son died yesterday in a road accident, he was in the burial when we called him for your son's surgery. And now that he saved your son's life, he left running to finish his son's burial."


Never judge anyone..... because U never know how their life is & what they're going through"

Dedicated to All Engineers

We r Cheaters.. But v dont cheat Humanity!!

We hate Study.. But v love Technology!!

We flirt with flirters.. But v love lovers!!

World cant Change us, But v can change the World!!

We dont hav Books in Hand.. But have Revolutionary Ideas in Mind!!

We r d rarest common Race on Earth..!!

Meet us.. We r d ENGINEERS!!!

We Rock \m/ ;)

What girls say and what they mean

1. Mera msg card khatam ho gaya.
(Dalva saale)

2. He s just my frnd
(Beware haramzade, agla number usi ka hai)

3. Aaj kitni garmi hai na
(Kamine gaadi le kar aayio bike nahi)

4. Mall chale?
(Shopping kara saale)

5. Aaj to sab shadi main ja rahe hai
(Tu to ghar aaja gadhe k bachhe)

6. Aaj to papa ghar par hai
(Aaj mera milne ka dil nahi hai)

7. Hum bahot ladne lag gaye hai
(Chal be ghochu tera time khatam)

8. And The best one ‘I Love U’
(Chal yaar tu bhi kya yaad rakhega, tujhe bhi seva ka mauka diya)