Wednesday, October 17, 2012

NSPR has stopped working

Netscape Portable Runtime has stopped working.
A newer version of Netscape Portable Run time is available for download that might solve this problem. Mozilla recommends updating to the latest version of Netscape Portable Run-time to take advantage of security and stability improvements.

In computing, the Netscape portable runtime, or NSPR, a platform abstraction library, makes all operating systems it supports appear the same to (for example) Mozilla-style web-browsers. NSPR provides platform independence for non-GUI operating system facilities.

These facilities include:
  1. threads
  2. thread synchronization
  3. normal file and network I/O
  4. interval timing and calendar time
  5. basic memory management
  6. shared library linking

Biggest Gamers Voting Zone 2012 | Vote and Win

Here is the biggest and best voting competition of Games and Players.
Just click here to enter this competition to vote and win.
This competition includes voting for all most popular current and anticipating online games including Assasin, GTA, CS, Dota, HL, FIFA, Max Payne, NFS and many many more.
It does voting for players from most prestigious clans like More, Fighters, Boxers, FPS, RTS etc.

Do You Mind?!?!

While at the New Orleans International airport having lunch with a client at the Airport restaurant, a southern businessman notices Bill Gates sitting at the counter. When his client goes to the restroom, he approaches Bill Gates, introduces himself and says, "Look, I know you don't know me, but I am trying hard to impress this client. It would really help me out if on your way out of here if you could just say, Hi Jim, to me as you pass. I sure would appreciate it."

Bill smiles, and says sure, no problem.

So about 15 minutes later as Bill leaves, he decides he is really going to do this big, so he walks up to the 2 men and pats Jim on the back and says, "Hey Jim, really good to see you old buddy, we really have to get together again, hows the wife and kids?"

Jim stands up and and looks harshly at Bill Gates and loudly says, "Geeze Bill, do you mind?!? Can't you see I'm meeting with a client right now?! Look, if you want another meeting with me, call my office and set up an appointment like everyone else"

Saif and Dhoni Trolls Kareena and Sakshi

Dhoni is 29 yrs N Sakshi is 21 yrs . . but still Dhoni says we were school friends . . . Stupid 10th me 1st std ki ladki pe line marta tha, . tharki saala. . . .

Did you know Kareena (Age 10) had attended Saif's marriage with Amrita in 1991. She congratulated the couple and Saif said, "Thank you beta" :D

Jay Adhyashakti Aarti

Jay Adhya shakti Maa jay Adhya shakti
Akhand brahmand dipavya, padve pragatya Maa
Om jayo jayo Maa jagdambe....

Dritiya be swarup Shivshakti janu(2)
Brahma Ganapati gaau(2) har gaau har Maa.... Om jayo ....

Tritiya tran swarup tribhuvan ma betha(2)
Trayathaki Tarveni(2) tu Tarveni Maa.... Om jayo....

Chothe chatura Mahalaxmi Maa sachra char vya pyya(2)
Chaar bhuja choudisha(2) pragatya dakshin Maa... Om jayo....

Panchami panch rushi panchmi gun padma(2)
Panch sahastra tya sohiye(2) Panche tatvo Maa.. Om jayo....

Shashthi tu Narayani Mahisasur maryo(2)
Narnari na roope(2) vyapya saghde Maa.... Om jayo....

Sapta mi sapta patal sandhya Savitri(2)
Gau Ganga Gayatri(2) Gauri Geeta Maa.... Om jayo....

Ashthami ashth bhuja aayi ananda(2)
Sunivar munivar janamya(2) Dev daityo Maa.... Om jayo...

Navmi nav kul naag seve Nav Durga(2)
Navratri na poojan Shivratri na archan kidha har Brahma.. Om jayo....

Dashmi dash avtaar jay Vijyadashmi(2)
Rame Ram ramadya(2) Ravan rodyo Maa.... Om jayo....

Ekadashi agiyarash katyayanika Maa(2)
Kaam Durga Kalika(2) Shyaama ne Raama.... Om jayo....

Baarse bara roop Bahuchari Ambe Maa(2)
Batuk bhairav sohiye kal bhairav sohiye taara chhe tuj Maa.... Om jayo....

Terse tulja roop tame Taruni Maata(2)
Brahma Vishnu sada Shiv(2) gun tara gata.... Om jayo....

Chaudashe chuda roop Chandi Chamunda(2)
Bhhav bhakti kai aapo, chaturai kai aapo Sihwahani Maata.... Om jayo....

Pooname kumbh bharyo sambhadjo karuna(2)
Vashishtha deve wakhanya, Markand deve wakhanya gaaye shubh kavita.... Om jayo...

Savant sole satavan solse baavis Maa(2)
Savant sole pragatya(2) reva ne tire Maa Ganga ne tire.... Om jayo...

Ekme ek swarup, antar nav dharso(2)
Bhola Bhavani ne bhajata(2) Bhavsagar tarso.. Om jayo jayo Maa jagdambe....

Trambavati nagari Maa Roopavati nagari(2)
Sol sahastra tya sohiye(2) Kshma karo Gauri Maa daya karo Gauri.... Om jayo....

Maa ni Chund-di laal gulal, sobha bahu sari(2)
Aangad kunkad nache, jai bahucharwali... Om jayo....

Shiv Shakti ni aarti je bhaave gashe(2)
Bhane Shivanand Swami(2) Sukh smapati thaashe har Kailashe jase,
Maa amba dukh harse.... Om jayo....

Jay Adhya shakti Maa jay Adhya shakti
Akhand brahmand ni paavya, padve pragatya Maa
Om jayo jayo Maa jagdambe....

How engineers searches for their brides

This is how we select our wives.. :P

BrideGroom Male (25) ,
Bride Female(20) AS
SELECT Bride FROM india_ Brides WHERE FatherInLaw = 'Millionaire' AND Count(Car) > 20
AND HouseStatus ='ThreeStoreyed'
AND BrideEduStatus IN (B.TECH ,BE ,MCA ,MBA)
AND Having Brothers= Null AND Sisters =Null
SELECT Gold ,Cash,Car,BankBalanceFROM FatherInLaw
UPDATE MyBankAccout SETMyBal = MyBal + FatherInLawBal
UPDATE MyLockerSET MyLockerContents = MyLockerContents + FatherInLawGold