Friday, May 18, 2012

Dumbest Celebrity Quotes

60 Dumbest Celebrity Quotes 


Famous funny, dumb and stupid celebrity quotes:



«Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.»

- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign. One of the worst celebrity quotes ever.


«If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.»

- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President


«So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?»

— Christina Aguilera




«Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything.»
- Ivana Trump, on finishing her first novel 

«I'm convinced the Beatles are partly responsible for the fall of Communism.»
- Milos Forman, Film director 

«When I'm a blonde, I can say the world is purple, and they'll believe me because they weren't listening to me.»
- Kylie Bax, Model/Actress, in Stuff magazine. 

«The internet is a great way to get on the net.»
- Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate 

«You guys, line up alphabetically by height.»
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach 

«I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.»
- Britney Spears, on Blender Magazine (April 2004) 

«I think war is a dangerous place.»
- George W. Bush, Washington, D.C. (May 7, 2003) 

«I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.»
- Greg Norman, Golfer 

«It's nice, it gives you a feeling of security so that if something breaks we know we can always call a guy over and he'll bring a drill or something.»
- Brooke Shields, Actress, on why it was is good to live in a co-ed dormitory when she was in college 

«Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself.»
- Gyrator, Chicago Rotary Club journal 

«These people haven't seen the last of my face. If I go down, I'm going down standing up.»
- Chuck Person, NBA Basketball player 

«I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid.»
- Paris Hilton (December 2003) 




«I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman»

- Arnold Schwarzenegger


«Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.»

- Mariah Carey, pop singer


«Predictions are difficult. Especially about the future.»

- Yogi Berra, Baseball player


«My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.»
- Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice. 

«The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century.»
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President 

«And now the sequence of events in no particular order.»
- Dan Rather, television news anchor 

«Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods.»
- George W Bush, Austin, Texas, Dec. 20, 2000 

«The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing.»
- Dizzy Dean, explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball in the 1934 World Series. 

«I was in a no-win situation, so I'm glad that I won rather than lost.»
- Frank Bruno, Boxer 

«I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them.»
- George Bush 

«I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first.»
- George Rogers, NFL New Orleans Saint RB, when asked about the upcoming season 

«I do not like this word "bomb." It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding.»
- Jacques le Blanc, French ambassador on nuclear weapons 

«The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.»
- Joe Theisman, quarterback and sports analyst 

«Half this game is ninety percent mental.»
- Danny Ozark, Philadelphia Phillies manager 

«Be sure and put some of those neutrons on it.»
- Mike Smith, Baseball pitcher, ordering a salad at a restaurant. 




«If I sold all my liabilities, I wouldn't own anything. My wife's a liability, my kids are liabilities, and I haven't sold them.»

- Ted Turner, media mogul, on selling off his money losing properties


«They misunderestimated me.»

- George W Bush, Bentonville, Ark., (Nov. 6, 2000)


«I don't diet. I just don't eat as much as I'd like to.»

- Linda Evangelista, Supermodel


«Facts are stupid things.»
- Ronald Reagan, Former U.S. President 

«What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is.»
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President 

«That's just the tip of the ice cube.»
- Neil Hamilton, BBC2 

«A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.»
- Samuel Goldwyn 

«I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.»
- Terry Bradshaw, Former football player/announcer 

«It isn't pollution that is hurting the environment, it's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.»
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President 

«I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.»
- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward. 

«The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush.»
- Sylvestor Stallone, Actor 

«Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.»
- Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC 

«We are not ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur.»
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President 

«Will the highways on the internet become more few?»
- George W Bush, Concord, New Hampshire, (29th January 2000) 

«Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas.»
- Keppel Enderbery, Former Australian cabinet minister 




«There is certainly more in the future now than back in 1964.»

- Roger Daltrey, Singer/Actor


«We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.»

- Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks


«I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa.»

— Britney Spears


«Pitching is 80% of the game. The other half is hitting and fielding.»
- Mickey Rivers, baseball player 

«I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.»
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President 

«Put the 'off' button on.»
- George W. Bush, Associated Press, 14th February 2000 

«So Carol, you're a housewife and mother. And have you got any children?»
- Michael Barrymore 

«Food is an important part of a balanced diet.»
- Fran Lebowitz, US writer 

«We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?»
- Lee Iacocca, Chairman of the Chrysler corporation 

«For NASA, space is still a high priority.»
- Dan Quayle 

«He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is.»
- Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer 

«If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.»
- George Gobel 

«If only faces could talk...»
- Pat Summerall, Sportscaster, during the Super Bowl 

«Every minute was more exciting than the next.»
- Linda Evans, actress 

«I'm not anorexic. I'm from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I've never heard of one. And that includes me.»
— Jessica Simpson

 

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