Sunday, November 24, 2013

Man Vs Woman - Must Read

" Man Vs Woman " . Must read

1. A man will pay 200Rs for a 100Rs item he wants. A woman will pay 100Rs for a 200Rs item
that she doesn't want.

2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.

5. Married men live longer than single men - but married men are a lot more willing to die.

6. Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

7. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change & she does.

8. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

9. There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage & after marriage.

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